Working in an elementary school setting exposes you to a gazillion germs, not the least of which is strep. Guess what I caught.
And THEN, they had the nerve to give me a shot in my ass. I've never gotten a shot in the butt before. It wasn't as bad as I had grown to believe. Much better, even, than getting one in my arm. If only I had known...
My entire year may have just been made:
I was in high school from 1994-1996, and these geniuses were on Mtv at around the same time. During my freshman and sophomore years, between being obsessed with Jim Morrison, having seances, and trying to catch many a skaterpunk's eye, I was either watching, recording, or talking about The State. There were times when I even memorized entire skits. Yes. Entire skits.
During this period of my life, I spend a lot of time in my bedroom, mooning about various unattainable boys. The list is quite long, but I won't get into that right now. Anyway, almost all of the boys from The State made it onto that list at one point or another, even Todd Holoubeck, who, by his own admission, is losing his hair like an animal in springtime. Back then, it was mostly Michael Ian Black or Michael Patrick Jann that did it for me. Nowadays, I'd have to say Tom Lennon is a pretty hot piece of ass, and I'd like to get some.
Mrowr.
